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 Post subject: Rasin Bread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:54 pm 
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Location: Australia
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear
very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man
enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the
loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length
of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin
bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some
raisin bread please, " the man says politely.
<br>
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the
raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The
young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided
with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once
she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get
two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.
<br>
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking
quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can
continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder,
the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.
Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread,
just to see the clerk climb up and down.
<br>
After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that
she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally,
once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring
at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing
amongst the crowd, staring up at her.
<br>
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly
man, "Is it raisin for you too? "No, "
stammers the old man, "but it's aquiverin'."


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