I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot not allowed.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

'What's that?' I asked 'It's a mother and not allowed threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'