i) Handjob: Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"


ii) Blowjobs For Money: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

iii) Christmas giggle : Q: Why is santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

good giggle thanks, Merry Xmas to down under

...........and I hope u had a wonderful festive time honey!........
Downunder was hot and humid..........no hot chrissie pudding my neck of the woods......... xxxxxx

Last joke is nice) haha