A beautiful blonde goes to her local pet store in search
of an exotic pet. As she looks around the store, she notices
a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs for Sale! Only
$10 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions!
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s looking
and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll
take one.” The man packaged the frog and said, “Please follow
the instructions carefully.”
The blonde nods in agreement, grabs the box, and is quickly
on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment,
she takes out the instructions and reads them very carefully,
doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into some sexy lingerie.
4. Get into bed and position the frog in place.
The blonde quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her
surprise and disappointment, nothing happens! The girl
is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom it
says, “If you have any problems or questions, please call
the pet store.” So she calls the pet store.
The pet store owner says, “I had some complaints earlier
today. I’ll be right over.”
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The
blonde welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything
according to the instructions and the damn frog just sits
there.”
The pet store owner, looking very concerned, picks up the
frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: “Listen
to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!”
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