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| Author: | spudd [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A few short ones |
I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power' Top tip; if your camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex........... Wish me luck, I appear in court next Monday. I asked a Girl if she knew the difference between a penis and a chicken leg, she said she didn't, I took her on a picnic I once asked a girl if she'd tell anyone if she woke up with grass stains on her knees, a sore throat and a condom hanging out of her bum with no recollection of the night before. She said she'd be too embarrassed. Suffice to say she's unlikely to ever go camping again. |
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