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Bad news from the doctor
A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.”

“I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?”

“Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose. :lol:


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Dentist Problems
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.”
”You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.” :mrgreen:


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boobaus wrote:
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose. :lol:

Haha I like it. I am nearsighted. Maybe I should have been a OBGYN haha in stead of a maintenance man.


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I like them

Glad u enjoyed sweety.............here is another funny.........xxxxx

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts :mrgreen:


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Iplaywithmine wrote:
boobaus wrote:
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose. :lol:

Haha I like it. I am nearsighted. Maybe I should have been a OBGYN haha in stead of a maintenance man.

heheheheehee.........love to hear how yur appointment goes babes !

Another funny.......................xxxxx



What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?
A glad-he-ate-her. :wink:


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Iplaywithmine wrote:
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I like that giggler hun.................another??


How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner. :D :D


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Iplaywithmine wrote:
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I like that giggler hun.................another??


How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner. :D :D

I got that too haha I am better with my left than my right.


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Please keep the cumming Boo, it's good to laugh from time to time

Consider it done sweety..........maybe some Knock Knocks? :mrgreen:

Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?


Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.


Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.


Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later


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Iplaywithmine wrote:
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I like that giggler hun.................another??


How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner. :D :D

I got that too haha I am better with my left than my right.


heheheehehhee......... a leftie eh?.....xxx :D

A few little funnies...more to come (unless I get booed off stage.heheehe) xxxx


What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!

What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid! :lol:


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sloecoach wrote:
keep going

..........well here we go babes........ xxxx :lol:

What’s the process of applying for a job at Hooters?
They just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out.”


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Ken came in another box.


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One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.


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Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.


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